Gods Curse on Man

When man ignored Gods commandments, God decided to put a curse on Man. No no no it wasnt women people, it was the Flu!!! The most terrible of all things when you start to feel drowsy, when your nose starts to run, when you get that cold cough, when you cant see because of the tears in your eyes which are a result of constant sneezing, thats when you look up towards the heavens and ask God "WHY OH WHY GOD???????WHY ME????????!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT HORRIBLE CRIME THAT I COMMITTED FOR WHICH YOU SENT ME THE FLU!!!!!!!!!" It is a question that seldom goes answered.
When you get the flu you look at the whole world from a different perspective. Everything looks irritating and you want to murder everyone around you cuz u have the flu and they dont. You feel rejected and depressed that you were the one who had the flu and not them. There is no medicine that can cure this immediately. No vaccine has been invented that can prevent this flu from infecting you. It evolves, changes shape, develops and learns and mutates and every year comes back in a new form to make man miserable again.
Its like the poem of humpty dumpty,
"all the kings horses and all the kings men could not put humpty dumpty together again" only in this case it would go something like this "all the worlds scientists and all the worlds doctors, could not put together a cure for, the flu"
The ultimate enemy of man, causing billions of dollars to companies worldwide cuz of the sick days that employees take off, it has the power to destroy the economy, the most powerful men of the world are vulnerable to this..........the flu!!!!! BEWARE the person next to you may be infected !!!!!! aaa....aaaa...aaaa....aaaaaaachu!!!